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Posted by / 09-Sep-2018 00:27

If you, as an expat woman, turn up for your date, as is normal in most countries, in a nice outfit, stylishly cut shoes, makeup and styled hair, your Dutch date will have a minor heart attack.

He is likely to ask you what that stuff is on your face, and if you are planning to attend a wedding after the date.

The shallow man advises that on the day of the date, that you put your TV on Nederland een, between 7 and 9 and watch Vandaag de Dag.

The shallow man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.

Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch lion.

The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.

Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.

The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.

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